The Tick!
When does a harmless soccar (futbol) game turn into a dangerous game of life or death? When a deadly Bosnian Tick attacks my leg almost forcing a dangerous amputation. The doctors here have both eyes, have both arms, are sane; choose two. The prognosis is that I'll live, though without an awesome scar to show off when I get back home.
The reality is that yes I got a tick attempt an invasion of my inner knee. It did not get far. I picked it off thinking that it was a piece of lint or a smushed mosquito. Mirela, the person in charge of us here, decided it was best if I went to the Ambulatory ward. The doctors saw me very quickly, took a look, cleaned up the wound, took the leftover pieces away and joked with me in broken english. About the only after-effects was a massive oversized bandage soaked with disinfectant and some wierd looks from the kids at the centre.
I hope for a cool scar or something, so I can say that I got attacked by a vicious Bosnian bear or child. If I indeed was bitten by a radioactive tick, and turn into a gigantic insect, I will make sure to go on a rampage througout eastern Europe
The reality is that yes I got a tick attempt an invasion of my inner knee. It did not get far. I picked it off thinking that it was a piece of lint or a smushed mosquito. Mirela, the person in charge of us here, decided it was best if I went to the Ambulatory ward. The doctors saw me very quickly, took a look, cleaned up the wound, took the leftover pieces away and joked with me in broken english. About the only after-effects was a massive oversized bandage soaked with disinfectant and some wierd looks from the kids at the centre.
I hope for a cool scar or something, so I can say that I got attacked by a vicious Bosnian bear or child. If I indeed was bitten by a radioactive tick, and turn into a gigantic insect, I will make sure to go on a rampage througout eastern Europe
posted by J Michael Little at
1:01 p.m.
3 Comments:
HAHAHAHA Aww, Mike, I love your dry humour! You made me laugh out loud- you and your fabulously woven LIES!! all lies!! I hope you dont get attacked by anymore Bosnian ticks, so gross!
What is Amanda's disease? You make it sound bad, then they treated her with calcium? How odd.
Stay safe and healthy! Miss you!
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Anonymous, at 5:31 a.m.
If you do go on a rampage through eastern Europe, make sure you stop over in southeast Asia and make those smaller countries pay for what they've done.
Yet another shiny from the mothership.
Sincerely,
(guess who)
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Anonymous, at 6:46 a.m.
next time ur playin futbol, make sure u headbutt someone and smash ur forehead over that way u get a fun trip to the hospital AND an awesome scar....
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Anonymous, at 6:37 p.m.
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