How to eat like Muharem

First, get some bread. Then, get some Margarine (I prefer the Margo brand of Bosnian margarine). Then, get a spoon.

After all those things are done, break the bread into small, bite-size pieces. After that is done, get your spoon. You're going to want to spoon out a healthy helping of Margarine (It's almost as good for you as Calcium, see the medical update). Now apply that healthy amount to your piece of bread, till you more or less cannot see any more bread and have doubled the weight of your bread. It's important not to skip this step, you're eating margarine here, the bread is just a platform. After all these things are done, eat the finished product and give a big smile to Mike, he'll be smiling too, most likely laughing.